Laughing and Humorous Phrases for Expressing Emotions

My heart and eyes are a bit small, but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it!

If you have money, you become a spendthrift; if you don't have money, you worship gods.

Early birds are eaten by insects, and early insects are eaten by birds!

Pooh! My ears are perking up, are you going to listen to this for me?

I cannot stretch the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. I only make you look thin when I'm fat, so that you don't look ugly when I'm thin. Have you tried this before? Share your story!

The only two things I can do in my academic career are watching top students show off their grades and watching couples show off their affection. What do you think about this?

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future ahead, but I cannot find a way out. What do you think about this?

If there is a problem, first find the cause on yourself. Don't blame the lack of gravity on the earth just because you are constipated. Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Due to the unbearable loneliness, I have dated several times. Unexpectedly, despite repeated defeats, I was easily kicked!

No matter how old the human members are, they are all young in front of money.

Beasts have even the slightest bit of compassion, and I have none, so I am not a beast.

Marrying a wife should be marrying Xiaoshao, making friends should be marrying Linghu Chong, being a man is best being Qiao Feng, and if you come out to make a living, you'll have to rely on Wei Xiaobao. Have you tried this before? Share your story!

If having money is also a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Distance does not produce beauty, I've found that it's the mistress.

If you are the one, even if you disturb a female guest, you can only turn off a man's light. The auntie downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the entire building! Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it's a facial issue. Don't forget to share your experience!

It's said that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she's all made up.

Some things, some people, some scenery, one Once in your eyes Entering the heart, even in a moment, is eternal.

Searching for her thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the person was at the marriage registration office.